browningtons:


MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)

I don’t know how to be happy

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timothydelaghetto:


sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

Yo, it’s CRAZY how I was just joking around with Rick today about how scary it would be to come across really buff aggressive gay dudes that wanted to force buttsex on us, then I said, “FUCK! GIRLS GO THROUGH THAT LIKE EVERY DAY!”

thereal1990s:


Freaks and Geeks (1999)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

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sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

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assombreros:


Frank looks like an angry 14 year old