unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

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lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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4eversheneneh:

I love Iggy Azalea

pizza:

even if i lost all my memory i’d still remember my wifi password

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fyspringfield:

Carl the Clown

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

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