on my way to having a breakdown haha lovely

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ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

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I’m afraid of letting new people in.

Been there, done that.

You’ll get close, and then you’ll leave me like I’m nothing. 

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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

image

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zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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Anonymous asked: Why do you think minimum wage should be raised?

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

ijavi:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

because as someone who used to have a part time job in retail id bust my fucking ass doing literally everything including the managers stuff along with registers fitting room stock shipment online orders shipping goods counting registers cleaning building fixtures visual displays customer service etc etc etc for 4 years and never once got to $9 an hour, no matter how many “awards” and “recognitions” i got. the only people who oppose raising minimum wage to rightfully deserving hard working employees are stingy business owners

Minium wage jobs are not careers. I worked at two part time jobs. I started at my first with the minimum wage. I worked my ass off and most people didn’t. That’s who the minimum wage jobs are for. Raising minimum wage will give the people who don’t work hard, which is the majority, more reason to not work hard since they’ll be making more. I left my minimum wage job to a better job where I worked less(physically) and made more. Don’t cry about it because “greedy business men” don’t want to raise it. Leave your job. Get a better job.

i already did. and its not easy for everyone to. its easy to say “get a job” when youve found a good one, but that doesnt change the very real issues i discussed

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Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. A king’s time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.

coolator:

this is thin privilege