imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

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I give up. I blame you.
(via yoursixwordstory)

vvankinq:

i-know-bowties-are-cool:

Calm down, Peeta

#i don’t remember this part of catching fire


ultralorcl:

sext: r u nakey

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mexicanscanbreak2:

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

The great thing about music is it did not save your life

It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life

That’s the beauty of music

This is probably the most important thing I have read in the last 3 years of my life, thank you to whoever posted this.

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ryuukensu:


Pretty sure this is some sort of astronomical phenomenon 

unr3served:

i just wanna stand on the tallest building and scream ‘i love you’ because i am not afraid to admit it and i want the world to know how perfect you are

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