sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

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zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

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I lied. I need you, too.
(via yoursixwordstory)

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

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glowcloud:

u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up

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There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.
Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower  (via kiliansprincess)
triste-luna:


Sure does
kushandwizdom:

More here..
it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.
unknown (via canhappenlove)
cake-stuff:

Follow for more sweet food and noms ! http://cake-stuff.tumblr.com/ :)

grace-triarchy:


oops????
someactorkid:


ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read